On her first day at the senior complex, the new manager addressed all the seniors pointing out some of her rules:




"The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males, and the male dormitory to the females. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."

She continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?"




At this point, an older gentleman stood up and inquired, "How much for a season pass?"

He's no quitter