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3 Old Ladies
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08/17/20 11:47 PM
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Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home reminiscing.
The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocery and demonstrated with her hands the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a penny.
The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much bigger and cheaper also she demonstrated with her hands the size of two onions you could buy for a penny.
The third old lady remarked, "I can't hear a word you're saying but I can remember the guy you are talking about."
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Re: 3 Old Ladies
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08/18/20 12:28 AM
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Do not forget to entertain strangers, For by so doing some have unwittingly entertained angels Hebrews 13:2
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Re: 3 Old Ladies
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08/18/20 01:28 AM
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Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.
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Re: 3 Old Ladies
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08/18/20 01:31 AM
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I guess grannies need lovin' too!
Retired Navy Chief NJROTC Instructor for Tascosa High School
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Re: 3 Old Ladies
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08/18/20 04:11 AM
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Combat Infantryman, the ultimate hunter where the prey shoots back. _____________"Illegitimus non carborundum est"_______________
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Re: 3 Old Ladies
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08/18/20 11:45 AM
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Re: 3 Old Ladies
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08/18/20 11:36 PM
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Now thats funny
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Re: 3 Old Ladies
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08/19/20 02:54 AM
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Grannies were not always grannies.
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