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3 Old Ladies #7940032 08/17/20 11:47 PM
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Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home reminiscing.

The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocery and demonstrated with her hands the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a penny.

The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much bigger and cheaper also she demonstrated with her hands the size of two onions you could buy for a penny.

The third old lady remarked, "I can't hear a word you're saying but I can remember the guy you are talking about."

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