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first day at the senior complex #7939258 08/17/20 03:42 PM
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On her first day at the senior complex, the new manager addressed all the seniors pointing out some of her rules:

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"The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males, and the male dormitory to the females. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."

She continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?"




At this point, an older gentleman stood up and inquired, "How much for a season pass?"


lf the saying "Liar, Liar your pants on fire" were true
Mainstream news might be fun to watch
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