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first day at the senior complex
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08/17/20 03:42 PM
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kmon1
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On her first day at the senior complex, the new manager addressed all the seniors pointing out some of her rules: "The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males, and the male dormitory to the females. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time." She continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?" At this point, an older gentleman stood up and inquired, "How much for a season pass?"
lf the saying "Liar, Liar your pants on fire" were true Mainstream news might be fun to watch
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08/17/20 04:33 PM
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Re: first day at the senior complex
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08/18/20 04:27 AM
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Combat Infantryman, the ultimate hunter where the prey shoots back. _____________"Illegitimus non carborundum est"_______________
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Re: first day at the senior complex
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08/18/20 11:44 AM
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Re: first day at the senior complex
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08/18/20 11:46 AM
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![[Linked Image]](https://live.staticflickr.com/4482/37630656532_b3ce0919d1_t.jpg) "Man is still a hunter, still a simple searcher after meat..." Robert C. Ruark
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08/18/20 02:57 PM
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it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another ![[Linked Image]](https://i.postimg.cc/cCQ183BT/image.png) Texas,Our Texas all hail The mighty state
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08/18/20 03:22 PM
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"Hey, where the white women at?"
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08/18/20 09:44 PM
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