San Antonians voice concerns to TV station over alleged next door sex parties amid COVID-19 pandemic
By ShaCamree Gowdy Published 3:54 pm CDT, Friday, August 7, 2020


Neighbors told KENS 5 that trash, empty alcohol bottles and sometimes drunken attendees litter their lawns when their nearby sex parties are over.
As if San Antonio ranking No. 4 on the list of people looking for threesomes during the pandemic wasn't crazy, some residents are now being accused of throwing sex parties daily.

Residents of a northside neighborhood are voicing their concerns, telling KENS 5 that their neighbors — who have had police called to their home more than two dozen times since the start of 2020 — are having the parties sometimes twice a day.


"According to daily social media advertisements and a flyer found crumpled in the yard of neighbors, the gatherings aren’t just any parties: They are sex parties," KENS 5 reported. "The [graphic] advertisements ask for a $10 donation and, in exchange, condoms, personal lubricant, towels, alcohol, snacks and more are provided. Social media advertisements indicate the parties happen sometimes twice a day from noon to 3 p.m. and from 5 p.m. until the evening hours."

Trash, empty alcohol bottles and sometimes drunken attendees litter their lawns when the parties are over, according to one of the neighbors.


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The neighbor told the television station that she's seen as many as 24 cars parked outside the house at once, but one of the homeowners disputed her claim and told KENS5 “there’s always going to be a Karen or two in the neighborhood.”

The parties, he said, actually consist of watching sports and talking — and he will continue to throw them (assuming the city doesn't decide to step in).

Neighbors assumed the parties would end due to the pandemic, and for a little while, they did. But when Texas businesses began to reopen, so did the sex parties.

In an emailed statement to the TV station, Deputy City Attorney Jose Niño said the there's pretty much nothing the city can do because they haven't found the home to be in any violations of the law nor have they noticed anything that requires an emergency declaration.

Hudbone, you might want to edit that.

Nobody told me about these next door sex parties. S.A. hunter, you holding out in me?

I need new friends.

I need new neighbors.

[quote=Hudbone]Nobody told me about these next door sex parties. S.A. hunter, you holding out in me?

There you go.