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 Talking centipede
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08/10/20 02:02 AM
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bill oxner
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Oldie but goodie
A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet.
So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.
After some discussion, he finally bought a talking centipede, (100-legged bug), which came in a little white box to use for his house.
He took the box back home, found a good spot for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to church with him.
So he asked the centipede in the box,"Would you like to go to church
with me today? We will have a good time."
But there was no answer from his new pet..
This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked again, "How about going to church with me and receive blessings?"
But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet.
So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.
The guy decided to invite the centipede one last time.
This time he put his face up against the centipede's house and shouted, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to church with me and learn about God?"
... YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS .
This time, a little voice came out of the box,
"I heard you the first time!
I'm putting on my shoes!"
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Re: Talking centipede
[Re: bill oxner]
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08/10/20 04:33 AM
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TCM3
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Do not forget to entertain strangers, For by so doing some have unwittingly entertained angels
Hebrews 13:2
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Re: Talking centipede
[Re: bill oxner]
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08/10/20 09:19 AM
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redhaze
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Re: Talking centipede
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08/10/20 01:44 PM
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Ders26
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Re: Talking centipede
[Re: bill oxner]
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08/10/20 02:59 PM
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QuitShootinYoungBucks
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Did the centipede catch a ride on the Ark?
Cuz that joke sure did!
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Re: Talking centipede
[Re: bill oxner]
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08/10/20 03:12 PM
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bill oxner
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Got bored yesterday and went back to my first threads on THF. It was on the second page.
Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill
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Re: Talking centipede
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08/11/20 02:41 AM
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NORML as can be
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