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 I Thought I’d Seen Everything
#7919072
07/31/20 01:57 AM
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scalebuster
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As much as I travel I’ve seen a lot on the road. Today when I was leaving a gas plant in western Oklahoma I was surprised. I was driving down a dirt road to get back on 40 and saw a pickup pull over in a field in a hurry. A young brunet jumped out wearing a half shirt and pulled her shorts and panties off. She threw them in the back of the truck. I slowed down to see what was going to happen. The poor half naked woman leaned back against the truck and shat everywhere. What do you do in this situation? I honked and waved. She didn’t wave back. Maybe that’s why I don’t eat Mexican food in Oklahoma.
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Re: I Thought I’d Seen Everything
[Re: scalebuster]
#7919080
07/31/20 02:04 AM
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SnakeWrangler
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I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: I Thought I’d Seen Everything
[Re: scalebuster]
#7919086
07/31/20 02:09 AM
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pegasaurus
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So..... Did you see “everything”? 
Funny thing about getting older:
Your eyesight starts getting weaker but your ability to
see through people's BS gets much better.
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Re: I Thought I’d Seen Everything
[Re: scalebuster]
#7919088
07/31/20 02:10 AM
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NORML as can be
^^Cut the Cord^^
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(R-TX) .-- " TCNN CURL CRLB VFF VRNO AYR SNDL CGC TLRY MSOS "
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Re: I Thought I’d Seen Everything
[Re: scalebuster]
#7919089
07/31/20 02:10 AM
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bigbob_ftw
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We are TeX Mex challenged there. Its getting better.
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Re: I Thought I’d Seen Everything
[Re: scalebuster]
#7919091
07/31/20 02:12 AM
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Tin Head
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NASSSTEEEEEE. I bet the horn didnt bother it a bit
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Re: I Thought I’d Seen Everything
[Re: scalebuster]
#7919096
07/31/20 02:15 AM
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Gary Olson
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Is it legal to shoot with that stuff this time of year? Especially so near the road.
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Re: I Thought I’d Seen Everything
[Re: SnakeWrangler]
#7919103
07/31/20 02:19 AM
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texasag93
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I assume the young lady would not qualify for our Humpday thread..........
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Re: I Thought I’d Seen Everything
[Re: scalebuster]
#7919106
07/31/20 02:22 AM
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Tin Head
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probably got a bad load of the meth and things got a little methy
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Re: I Thought I’d Seen Everything
[Re: scalebuster]
#7919112
07/31/20 02:23 AM
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scalebuster
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My wife is from Oklahoma. Every time I see some Okie do something brilliant I tell her I saw one of her cousins. Today I told her I saw another family member but didn’t stop to visit. It always pizzes her off. The boys got a kick out of the story.
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Re: I Thought I’d Seen Everything
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#7919113
07/31/20 02:25 AM
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TCM3
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 Gotta go ya gotta go
Do not forget to entertain strangers, For by so doing some have unwittingly entertained angels
Hebrews 13:2
(R-TX)
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Re: I Thought I’d Seen Everything
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#7919116
07/31/20 02:29 AM
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dogcatcher
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Combat Infantryman, the ultimate hunter where the prey shoots back.
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Re: I Thought I’d Seen Everything
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#7919124
07/31/20 02:42 AM
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DeRico
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Probably offer some TP? Maybe throw a shovel her way??
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Re: I Thought I’d Seen Everything
[Re: Tin Head]
#7919337
07/31/20 02:00 PM
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Judd
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probably got a bad load of the meth and things got a little methy 
Don't let your ears hear what your eyes didn't see, and don't let your mouth say what your heart doesn't feel
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Re: I Thought I’d Seen Everything
[Re: scalebuster]
#7919342
07/31/20 02:07 PM
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S.A. hunter
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Isn't that the norm in Oklahoma?
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Re: I Thought I’d Seen Everything
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#7919364
07/31/20 02:26 PM
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CCBIRDDOGMAN
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Haven't had it in years but never spit any out. I am a sucker for happy endings and strapped cowboys.
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Re: I Thought I’d Seen Everything
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#7919368
07/31/20 02:31 PM
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LonestarCobra
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Re: I Thought I’d Seen Everything
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#7919438
07/31/20 03:23 PM
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hook_n_line
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I could have gone 50 more years without that story. 
Sometimes it's hard being me! But somebody has to do it.
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Re: I Thought I’d Seen Everything
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#7919454
07/31/20 03:32 PM
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68rustbucket
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Re: I Thought I’d Seen Everything
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#7919600
07/31/20 05:58 PM
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scalebuster
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Other than the explosive diarrhea she wasn’t bad. Everything looked in shape. She wasn’t but 20 yards from me.
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Re: I Thought I’d Seen Everything
[Re: scalebuster]
#7919604
07/31/20 05:59 PM
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bigbob_ftw
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Other than the explosive diarrhea she wasn’t bad. Everything looked in shape. She wasn’t but 20 yards from me. so it wasn't a deal breaker?
Ultra MAGA '24.
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Re: I Thought I’d Seen Everything
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#7919609
07/31/20 06:01 PM
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TSU99
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Re: I Thought I’d Seen Everything
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#7919615
07/31/20 06:04 PM
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skinnerback
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Well it's Oklahoma so........
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