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 USMC Pilot at Starbucks
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07/29/20 12:47 AM
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An old marine pilot sat down in a Starbucks still wearing his old USMC flight jacket and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him .
She turned and asked, "Are you a real pilot?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Spearman's, then the early Grummans - flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII and later in the Korean Conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given hundreds of rides, so I guess I am a pilot and you, what are you?"
She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women, when I watch TV, I think about naked women." "It seems everything makes me think of naked women."
The two sat there in silence.
"Are you a real pilot?" she asked.
He replied, " I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."
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Re: USMC Pilot at Starbucks
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07/29/20 01:40 AM
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Re: USMC Pilot at Starbucks
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07/29/20 01:53 AM
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Re: USMC Pilot at Starbucks
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07/29/20 03:29 AM
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Re: USMC Pilot at Starbucks
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07/29/20 11:28 AM
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Re: USMC Pilot at Starbucks
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07/29/20 08:12 PM
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Re: USMC Pilot at Starbucks
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07/29/20 10:31 PM
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Re: USMC Pilot at Starbucks
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07/30/20 01:52 PM
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Re: USMC Pilot at Starbucks
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08/11/20 08:58 PM
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Re: USMC Pilot at Starbucks
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08/13/20 08:34 PM
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