An old marine pilot sat down in a Starbucks still wearing his old USMC flight jacket and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him .
She turned and asked, "Are you a real pilot?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Spearman's, then the early Grummans - flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII and later in the Korean Conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given hundreds of rides, so I guess I am a pilot and you, what are you?"
She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women, when I watch TV, I think about naked women." "It seems everything makes me think of naked women."
The two sat there in silence.
"Are you a real pilot?" she asked.
He replied, " I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."