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Aging and Wisdom
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07/21/20 04:52 AM
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dogcatcher
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AM I GETTING TO "THAT" AGE???
I found this timely, because today I was in a store that sells sunglasses, and only sunglasses. A young lady walked over to me and asked, "What brings you in today?
I looked at her and said, "I'm interested in buying a refrigerator."
She didn't quite know how to respond.
I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is when you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it.
When people see a cat's litter box they always say, "Oh, have you got a cat?"
Just once I want to say, "No, it's for company!"
Employment application blanks always ask who is to be called in case of an emergency. I think you should write, "An ambulance."
The older you get the tougher it is to lose weight because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
Have you ever noticed: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL.
The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
Did you ever notice that when you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "Theirs?"
Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
Some people try to turn back their "odometers." Not me. I want people to know why I look this way. I've traveled a long way and a lot of the roads were not paved.
You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
Ah! Being young is beautiful but being old is comfortable.
Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.
May you always have:
Love to share,
Cash to spare,
Tires with air,
And friends who care.
BE WELL AND TRY TO STAY SAFE!!
Good judgement comes from experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgement. Will Rogers
Combat Infantryman, the ultimate hunter where the prey shoots back. _____________"Illegitimus non carborundum est"_______________
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Re: Aging and Wisdom
[Re: dogcatcher]
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07/21/20 05:13 AM
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TCM3
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Re: Aging and Wisdom
[Re: dogcatcher]
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07/21/20 11:16 AM
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bill oxner
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Employment application blanks always ask who is to be called in case of an emergency. I think you should write, "An ambulance.
Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill
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Re: Aging and Wisdom
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07/27/20 10:09 PM
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RedHoss
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I think this guy is talking about me! "LOL"!
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Re: Aging and Wisdom
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08/11/20 08:58 PM
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NORML as can be
^^Cut the Cord^^
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I think this guy is talking about me! "LOL"! x2
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Re: Aging and Wisdom
[Re: dogcatcher]
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08/13/20 12:27 AM
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HuntingTexas
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" In God We Trust "
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Re: Aging and Wisdom
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08/13/20 08:36 PM
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Stub
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Good ones 
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