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 Hunting Accident
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07/16/20 03:24 PM
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redhaze
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A man was hunting when a gust of wind blew the gun over and it discharged shooting him in the genitals.
Several hours later lying in a hospital bed he was approached by his doctor. "Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you are going to be okay. The damage was local to your groin, there was very little internal damage and we were able to remove all of the buckshot."
"What is the bad news?" asked the hunter.
"The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive damage done to your willy which left quite a few holes in it. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister." said the doctor.
"I guess that is not to bad," said the hunter. "Is she a plastic surgeon?' he asked.
"Not exactly," said the doctor. "She is a flute player in the Boston Symphony Orchestra and she is going to teach you where to place your fingers so you don't piss in your eye."
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Re: Hunting Accident
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#7902777
07/16/20 03:36 PM
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Re: Hunting Accident
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#7902787
07/16/20 03:44 PM
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LFD2037
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Ha!! I just LOL’d in the Dr. waiting room. Good job!
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Re: Hunting Accident
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07/16/20 06:09 PM
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Ders26
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Re: Hunting Accident
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07/16/20 09:52 PM
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Team Hillbilly
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Team Hillbilly
I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.
Paralyzed Veterans of America
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Re: Hunting Accident
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#7903443
07/17/20 01:19 AM
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TCM3
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Re: Hunting Accident
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#7903582
07/17/20 04:05 AM
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Cajun Raider
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Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.
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Re: Hunting Accident
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07/17/20 09:23 PM
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HuntingTexas
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OK that was 
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Re: Hunting Accident
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07/17/20 10:02 PM
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See y'all around the campfire. Never underestimate a meth head!
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Re: Hunting Accident
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07/27/20 10:11 PM
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RedHoss
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"Good One"!
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Re: Hunting Accident
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08/10/20 07:36 PM
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colt45
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hold on Newt, we got a runaway
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Re: Hunting Accident
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08/11/20 02:41 AM
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NORML as can be
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Re: Hunting Accident
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08/11/20 08:57 PM
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Guy runs to town: 'Doc, my friend got bit by a rattlesnake! What do I do?'
'Well, you make a small incision on each fanghole, and suck out the poison.'
Guy runs back to friend. Friend-'what'd the doc say?'
'He said since you got bit on the pecker, you gonna die.'
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Re: Hunting Accident
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08/13/20 08:38 PM
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Re: Hunting Accident
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08/13/20 10:11 PM
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colt45
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Guy runs to town: 'Doc, my friend got bit by a rattlesnake! What do I do?'
'Well, you make a small incision on each fanghole, and suck out the poison.'
Guy runs back to friend. Friend-'what'd the doc say?'
'He said since you got bit on the pecker, you gonna die.' it was on his tally whacker
hold on Newt, we got a runaway
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Re: Hunting Accident
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08/15/20 04:28 AM
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Combat Infantryman, the ultimate hunter where the prey shoots back.
_____________"Illegitimus non carborundum est"_______________![[Linked Image]](https://texashuntingforum.com/forum/pics/usergals/2018/09/full-3152-162968-charge_air_assault.jpg)
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