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Lexophilia #7896367 07/10/20 02:00 PM
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Lexophilia is a word used to describe those that have a love for words, such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish", or "to write with a broken pencil is pointless."

A competition to see who can come up with the best lexophiles is held every year in an undisclosed location. This year's winning submission is posted at the very end.
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When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.

A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.

The batteries were given out free of charge.

A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.

A will is a dead giveaway.

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

A boiled egg is hard to beat.

When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now.

A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.

When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.

The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.

He had a photographic memory which was never fully developed.

When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.

Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.

Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end.

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It is never the wrong time to do the right thing.” Mark Twain

The pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; the optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. Winston Churchill


Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill


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Re: Lexophilia [Re: bill oxner] #7896950 07/11/20 12:18 AM
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up Some I have never heard before.



A clear conscience is often the sign of a fuzzy memory.
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Greatness Bill.


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Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time he will pick himself up and continue on.


Re: Lexophilia [Re: Michael W.] #7897028 07/11/20 01:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Michael W.
up Some I have never heard before.


I,got it own email. There are probably a lot more on google.


Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill


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Re: Lexophilia [Re: bill oxner] #7897183 07/11/20 09:27 AM
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Thanks for sharing!

Re: Lexophilia [Re: bill oxner] #7897185 07/11/20 10:11 AM
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Thanks, I shared on another forum, it has a bunch of "stuffed shirts" on it....will wait and see if they can handle a "clean" humor post!

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Good stuff Bill!


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