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The Inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Died #7883189 06/27/20 08:47 PM
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The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson died and went to heaven and was met at the gates by St. Peter.

"Since you've been such a good man," St. Peter said, " your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is you can hang out with God."

St. Peter introduced God to Arthur in the Throne Room and God recognized Arthur and commented, " Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle?"

Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me."

God commented, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable makes a loud noise and pollution and can't run without a road?"

Arthur was a bit embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me, aren't you the inventor of the woman?" God said, "Ah, yes!"

"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention:

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end suspension
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds
3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble about too much
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust
5. The maintenance costs are outrageous."

"Hmmmmmm, you may some have some good points there Arthur," God replied and he went to his Celestial Computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it. "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said, "But according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."

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Re: The Inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Died [Re: redhaze] #7883442 06/28/20 02:22 AM
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Re: The Inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Died [Re: redhaze] #7884719 06/29/20 02:34 PM
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Re: The Inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Died [Re: redhaze] #7884935 06/29/20 05:08 PM
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Not everyone can afford to ride either one.

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Harley is cheaper in the end.

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Originally Posted by wp75169
Harley is cheaper in the end.


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On a Harley, the wind in your face is relaxing

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