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Prostate Check
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06/24/20 08:59 PM
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An old guy goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist Is a very pretty female doctor.
The female doctor says, "I'm going to check your prostate today, but this New procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to. I Want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check Your prostate, take a deep breath and say, '99'.
The old guy obeys and says,"99".
The pretty doctor says, "Great. Now turn over on your left side And again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say, '99'."
Again, the old guy says, '99'."
The doctor said, Very good. Now then, I want you to lie on your back with Your knees raised slightly. I'm going to check your prostate with this Hand, and with the other hand I'm going to hold on to your penis to keep It out of the way. Now take a deep breath and say, '99'.
The old guy begins, "One ... Two ... Three"
When he was young, I told Dale Jr. that hunting and racing are a lot alike. Holding that steering wheel and holding that rifle both mean you better be responsible. Dale Earnhardt
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Re: Prostate Check
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06/24/20 09:53 PM
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Cast
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Re: Prostate Check
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06/24/20 10:05 PM
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Cajun Raider
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Have to tell my Urologist this one.
Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.
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Re: Prostate Check
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06/24/20 10:20 PM
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Combat Infantryman, the ultimate hunter where the prey shoots back. _____________"Illegitimus non carborundum est"_______________
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Re: Prostate Check
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06/25/20 01:59 PM
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Ders26
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Re: Prostate Check
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06/25/20 02:06 PM
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Re: Prostate Check
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06/25/20 04:57 PM
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TXHOGSLAYER
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LETS GO BRANDON
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Re: Prostate Check
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06/25/20 10:23 PM
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hold on Newt, we got a runaway
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Re: Prostate Check
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06/25/20 11:36 PM
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Re: Prostate Check
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06/30/20 06:54 AM
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