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I Presume #7879248 06/23/20 11:48 PM
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A school teacher asked her students to make a sentence containing the expression "I presume". One little girl held up her hand and said, "Yesterday my mother hand washed the dinner disses and I presumed that the dishwasher was broken."

"Very good," said the teacher.

Another one said, "This morning, my father drove the VW out of the garage and I presume that the BMW wouldn't start." "That's excellent", said the teacher.

Little Johnny at the back of the classroom gets up and says, "Yesterday I saw grandpa leave the house with a newspaper under his are and headed for the bush, I presume that.....". The teacher interrupted him and said, "I stopped you because you have no idea what your grandfather was going to do, so you can't presume anything."

Johnny says, "Please teacher, let me finish my sentence." The teacher says, "Very well, continue."

"As I was saying, I saw my grandpa heading for the bush with a newspaper under his arm. I presume he was going for a crap because he can't read."

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Only thing a newspaper is good for.....


Originally Posted by Sneaky
I believe in science and I’m an insufferable dickhead
Originally Posted by beaversnipe
Actually, BBC is pretty damn good

"You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Originally Posted by SnakeWrangler
Only thing a newspaper is good for.....

Also good for lining a table for a crawfish boil!


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Originally Posted by TurkeyHunter
And make Kamila president

She’d just end up blowing it......
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