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Irish Virgin
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In a tiny village on the Irish coast lived an old lady, a virgin and very proud of it. Sensing that her final days were rapidly approaching, and desiring to make sure everything was in proper order when she dies, she went to the town's undertaker (who also happened to be the local postal clerk) to make proper "final arrangements".
As a last with she informed the undertaker that she wanted to following inscription engraved on her tombstone: "BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED AS A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN".
Not long after, the old maid died peacefully. A few days after the funeral as the under/postal clerk went to prepare the tombstone that the lady had requested, it became quite apparent that the tombstone she had selected was much to small for the wording she had chosen.
He thought about long and hard how he could fulfill the old maid's final request considering the very limited space available on the small piece of stone. For days he agonized over the dilemma, but finally his experience as a postal worker allowed him to come up with what he thought was the appropriate solution to the problem. The virgin's tombstone was finally completed and duly engraved and it read: "RETURNED UNOPENED".
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Re: Irish Virgin
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06/23/20 05:12 PM
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I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: Irish Virgin
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06/23/20 05:24 PM
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Re: Irish Virgin
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06/23/20 05:26 PM
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Re: Irish Virgin
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06/23/20 07:48 PM
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Do not forget to entertain strangers, For by so doing some have unwittingly entertained angels Hebrews 13:2 (R-TX)
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Re: Irish Virgin
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06/23/20 07:52 PM
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Combat Infantryman, the ultimate hunter where the prey shoots back. _____________"Illegitimus non carborundum est"_______________
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Re: Irish Virgin
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06/25/20 05:12 PM
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LETS GO BRANDON
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Re: Irish Virgin
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06/25/20 05:43 PM
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Re: Irish Virgin
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