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8 year old knocks
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06/17/20 02:47 PM
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on the door of the local bordello. The madam opens the door and asks what he wants. He replies, " I want to get -aid." She looks at him and and tells him he is too young and he argues with her. She finally tells him to go and find a tree with a hole and practice for 10 years and then com back. Ten years later, same boy knocks on the door and the madam answers. He identifies himself and the madam asks about his practice and he says he is ready. She invites him and assigns her best girl to him. They enter the room and she starts disrobing and he goes to the corner of the room and gets a broom and starts whacking the lady with it. She cries out, "what are you doing?" He replies, "I am checking for squirrels."
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Re: 8 year old knocks
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06/17/20 04:38 PM
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Combat Infantryman, the ultimate hunter where the prey shoots back. _____________"Illegitimus non carborundum est"_______________
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Re: 8 year old knocks
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06/17/20 04:51 PM
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always heard it checking for bees
"everyone that lives dies but not everyone who dies lived..."
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Re: 8 year old knocks
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06/17/20 05:15 PM
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Re: 8 year old knocks
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06/17/20 06:22 PM
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Never heard that version.
Cast I have a short attention spa
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Re: 8 year old knocks
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06/17/20 07:47 PM
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Re: 8 year old knocks
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06/17/20 07:56 PM
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always heard it checking for bees
I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: 8 year old knocks
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06/17/20 09:09 PM
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always heard it checking for bees this. Me checkum for bees
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Re: 8 year old knocks
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06/17/20 09:45 PM
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good to always be cautious.
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Re: 8 year old knocks
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06/20/20 11:07 AM
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Re: 8 year old knocks
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06/22/20 11:06 PM
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LETS GO BRANDON
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06/23/20 12:03 AM
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Re: 8 year old knocks
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hold on Newt, we got a runaway
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Re: 8 year old knocks
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07/13/20 11:15 PM
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