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8 year old knocks #7872956 06/17/20 02:47 PM
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on the door of the local bordello. The madam opens the door and asks what he wants. He replies, " I want to get -aid." She looks at him and and tells him he is too young and he argues with her. She finally tells him to go and find a tree with a hole and practice for 10 years and then com back.

Ten years later, same boy knocks on the door and the madam answers. He identifies himself and the madam asks about his practice and he says he is ready.

She invites him and assigns her best girl to him. They enter the room and she starts disrobing and he goes to the corner of the room and gets a broom and starts whacking the lady with it. She cries out, "what are you doing?" He replies, "I am checking for squirrels."

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always heard it checking for bees


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Originally Posted by PMK
always heard it checking for bees


Originally Posted by Sneaky
I believe in science and I’m an insufferable dickhead
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Actually, BBC is pretty damn good

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Originally Posted by PMK
always heard it checking for bees

this. Me checkum for bees


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