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Guide to Newspaper Readers #7870459 06/15/20 01:04 AM
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Guide to Newspaper Readers


1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.



2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country.



3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the country, and who are very good at crossword puzzles.



4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but don't really understand The New York Times. They do, however, like their statistics shown in pie charts.



5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running the country, if they could find the time -- and if they didn't have to leave Southern California to do it.



6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country and did a poor job of it, thank you very much.



7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure who's running the country and don't really care as long as they can get a seat on the train.



8. The New York Post is read by people who don't care who is running the country as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably while intoxicated.



9. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country, but need the baseball scores.



10. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure if there is a country or that anyone is running it; but if so, they oppose all that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the leaders are handicapped, minority, feminist, atheist dwarfs who also happen to be illegal aliens from any other country or galaxy, provided of course, that they are not Republicans.



11. The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line at the grocery store.



12. The Austin American Statesman is read by people who just caught a catfish and need something to wrap it in.

Re: Guide to Newspaper Readers [Re: kmon1] #7870891 06/15/20 03:50 PM
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Re: Guide to Newspaper Readers [Re: kmon1] #7870916 06/15/20 04:26 PM
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I dropped the Houston Chroical. The New York Times ran at least three hate Trump story's in the chronicle each day.


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I could not stand the Denton Record Chronicle. I have read the newspaper every day from 7th grade until 3 months ago.

I know the writers are mostly liberal, but I cannot read BS day in and day out, while paying for it.

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