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She took my wine #7861611 06/05/20 10:04 PM
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The wife usually drinks red wine, but this afternoon she attacked my white wine bottle. Hit it like a fat kid on a donut. Just a distressing turn of events, I tell ya. You think you know a person, and then they change up the game.


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Put vodka in that bottle.


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Originally Posted by StephenB
Put vodka in that bottle.

roflmao



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Candy is dandy, wine is quicker!

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Help is on the way.

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roflmao

Re: She took my wine [Re: rickym] #7861668 06/05/20 10:48 PM
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Originally Posted by rickym
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Put vodka in that bottle.

roflmao


Tequila. Thank me later.


...and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth. Gen. 1:28
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Originally Posted by Creekrunner
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Put vodka in that bottle.

roflmao


Tequila. Thank me later.


Nailed it.




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Re: She took my wine [Re: Creekrunner] #7861689 06/05/20 11:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Creekrunner
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Put vodka in that bottle.

roflmao


Tequila. Thank me later.

Grape juice and a package of lemon Kool-Aid in an old wine bottle. up


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Guys, 603 and I are the same age. All this great advice would have been much more beneficial and useful 50-55 years ago!!

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Originally Posted by jakebunch
Guys, 603 and I are the same age. All this great advice would have been much more beneficial and useful 50-55 years ago!!


'Sounds like a quitter to me. grin bolt


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You sound like a whiner.

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Originally Posted by spacejunkie
You sound like a whiner.


You almost got it right. The correct work is "winner".
smile

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Sounds like you’ve given up and crawled into a shell jake.



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You guys are tough! Not a quitter, not a whiner, not in a shell. Just enjoying life!

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I will die before i give up ... just that plain.


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Originally Posted by jakebunch
Candy is dandy, wine is quicker!

not quite. candys dandy, liquor is quicker but sex don't rot yur teeth

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Maybe need to hit refresh on the ol tactics.....do those blue pills work? Asking for a friend...

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Originally Posted by majekman
Maybe need to hit refresh on the ol tactics.....do those blue pills work? Asking for a friend...



I almost mentioned earlier that they have a pill for that, but didn't LOL.

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Originally Posted by dogcatcher
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Put vodka in that bottle.

roflmao


Tequila. Thank me later.

Grape juice and a package of lemon Kool-Aid in an old wine bottle. up

roflmao


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Originally Posted by 603Country
The wife usually drinks red wine, but this afternoon she attacked my white wine bottle. Hit it like a fat kid on a donut. Just a distressing turn of events, I tell ya. You think you know a person, and then they change up the game.

Just buy more white wine. When i first met my better half she drank whatever that sweet wine is and I got her on Chardonnay. Shes never looked back.
Of course, if she all of a sudden switched to Red I would wonder who shes been drinking with.


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