A coffin maker was making the delivery of a new coffin when his van started to have problems He pulled over and checked his engine and realized that it was beyond his abilities. He checked his watch and realized that because he was close to his customer he could still make the delivery. He took the coffin out and putting it up on his shoulder started walking towards the delivery site A police officer saw him and thinking it was an awfully strange sight stopped the coffin maker and asked him 'What are you doing?' The man quickly answered ' I didn't like where they buried me so I'm relocating." The officer fainted.
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