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Mountain Party
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05/21/20 01:28 AM
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redhaze
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A big city businessman has had enough of the rat race so he moves to an isolated cabin deep in the woods. He's been there a few days when there is a knock on his door.
There stands a grizzled mountain man. "I live over that mountain, I cam to invite you to a party," says the old man.
"Well this is a surprise," the man says. "I didn't even know I had any neighbors. I'd love to go to a party. Thanks for inviting me!"
The old man turns to walk away, then turns back. "I guess I should warn ya. There's going to be drinking."
"Well I can certainly hold my liquor. No problem there."
"And, I guess you should know there's gonna be fighting."
"I never go looking for trouble, but I can handle myself."
"And you should know there's going to be loving."
"Hmmm, well, I have been getting lonely out here, so I think I can handle that too."
The old man once again turns again to walk away.
The man in the cabin calls out, "Wait! Should I bring anything?"
"Bring anything you want. Just gonna be you and me."
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Re: Mountain Party
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05/21/20 06:29 PM
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Hudbone
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I lovey that joke. I use West Texas for the setting.
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Re: Mountain Party
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05/21/20 08:54 PM
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Do not forget to entertain strangers, For by so doing some have unwittingly entertained angels Hebrews 13:2
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Re: Mountain Party
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05/21/20 10:27 PM
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Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.
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Re: Mountain Party
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05/23/20 03:51 PM
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Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill
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Re: Mountain Party
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05/23/20 05:33 PM
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Combat Infantryman, the ultimate hunter where the prey shoots back. _____________"Illegitimus non carborundum est"_______________
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Re: Mountain Party
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05/26/20 05:17 PM
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NORML as can be
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