A big city businessman has had enough of the rat race so he moves to an isolated cabin deep in the woods. He's been there a few days when there is a knock on his door.
There stands a grizzled mountain man. "I live over that mountain, I cam to invite you to a party," says the old man.
"Well this is a surprise," the man says. "I didn't even know I had any neighbors. I'd love to go to a party. Thanks for inviting me!"
The old man turns to walk away, then turns back. "I guess I should warn ya. There's going to be drinking."
"Well I can certainly hold my liquor. No problem there."
"And, I guess you should know there's gonna be fighting."
"I never go looking for trouble, but I can handle myself."
"And you should know there's going to be loving."
"Hmmm, well, I have been getting lonely out here, so I think I can handle that too."
The old man once again turns again to walk away.
The man in the cabin calls out, "Wait! Should I bring anything?"
"Bring anything you want. Just gonna be you and me."