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 Snow White, Superman & Pinocchio out for a walk.
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05/19/20 03:55 PM
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Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day.
As they walk, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."
"I am entering," said Snow White.
After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how did you do?”
"First Place," said Snow White.
They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest for the strongest man in the world."
"I'm entering," says Superman.
After half an hour he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?"
“First Place," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"
They continue walking when they see a sign: "Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?"
Pinocchio says "This is mine.”
Half an hour later, he returns with tears in his eyes.
"What happened?," his friends asked.
“Who in the hell is Adam Schiff?!
"Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.” - George Orwell
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Re: Snow White, Superman & Pinocchio out for a walk.
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05/19/20 04:55 PM
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Re: Snow White, Superman & Pinocchio out for a walk.
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Re: Snow White, Superman & Pinocchio out for a walk.
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05/19/20 05:36 PM
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Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill ![[Linked Image]](https://texashuntingforum.com/forum/pics/usergals/2017/07/full-3669-105539-full_16668_105507_image.jpg)
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Re: Snow White, Superman & Pinocchio out for a walk.
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05/19/20 06:04 PM
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Funny, but oh so true!!!!!!!!
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Re: Snow White, Superman & Pinocchio out for a walk.
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05/19/20 11:14 PM
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Do not forget to entertain strangers, For by so doing some have unwittingly entertained angels
Hebrews 13:2
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Re: Snow White, Superman & Pinocchio out for a walk.
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Combat Infantryman, the ultimate hunter where the prey shoots back.
_____________"Illegitimus non carborundum est"_______________![[Linked Image]](https://texashuntingforum.com/forum/pics/usergals/2018/09/full-3152-162968-charge_air_assault.jpg)
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