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Driving Through Texas #7842310 05/17/20 02:23 PM
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Two guys driving through Texas get pulled over by a state trooper.

An elderly cop walks up and taps on the driver's window.

The driver rolls it down, and the trooper whacks the driver in the head with his nightstick.

"Ow!" says the driver. "Why did you do that?"

The old trooper says, "You're in Texas son. When I pull you over you'll have your license ready."

The driver says, "I'm sorry, officer, I'm not from around here."

The old trooper writes the guy a ticket and gives his license back then walks around to the other side of the car and taps on the passenger's window.

The passenger rolls down the window and the trooper smacks him with his nightstick.

"Ow!" says the passenger. "What did you do that for:"

The old trooper says, "Just making sure your wish comes true."

"What the hell does that mean?" asks the guy.

"Two miles down the road, you were gonna say, 'I wish that a$$hole would've tried that with me!"

Re: Driving Through Texas [Re: redhaze] #7842345 05/17/20 02:47 PM
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so true

Re: Driving Through Texas [Re: redhaze] #7842371 05/17/20 03:08 PM
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Re: Driving Through Texas [Re: redhaze] #7843089 05/18/20 09:47 AM
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Originally Posted by killen
so true

Yes it is. grin


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