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Driving Through Texas
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05/17/20 02:23 PM
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redhaze
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Two guys driving through Texas get pulled over by a state trooper.
An elderly cop walks up and taps on the driver's window.
The driver rolls it down, and the trooper whacks the driver in the head with his nightstick.
"Ow!" says the driver. "Why did you do that?"
The old trooper says, "You're in Texas son. When I pull you over you'll have your license ready."
The driver says, "I'm sorry, officer, I'm not from around here."
The old trooper writes the guy a ticket and gives his license back then walks around to the other side of the car and taps on the passenger's window.
The passenger rolls down the window and the trooper smacks him with his nightstick.
"Ow!" says the passenger. "What did you do that for:"
The old trooper says, "Just making sure your wish comes true."
"What the hell does that mean?" asks the guy.
"Two miles down the road, you were gonna say, 'I wish that a$$hole would've tried that with me!"
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Re: Driving Through Texas
[Re: redhaze]
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05/17/20 02:47 PM
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killen
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Re: Driving Through Texas
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05/17/20 03:08 PM
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TCM3
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Christ is King ⬇️✝️⬆️ ⬇️ (R-TX)
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Re: Driving Through Texas
[Re: redhaze]
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05/17/20 09:49 PM
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dogcatcher
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Combat Infantryman, the ultimate hunter where the prey shoots back. _____________"Illegitimus non carborundum est"_______________
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Re: Driving Through Texas
[Re: redhaze]
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05/17/20 11:28 PM
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bill oxner
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Re: Driving Through Texas
[Re: redhaze]
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05/18/20 09:47 AM
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TEXASLEFTY
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Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
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Re: Driving Through Texas
[Re: redhaze]
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05/20/20 10:28 PM
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Ders26
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Re: Driving Through Texas
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05/20/20 10:51 PM
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mikei
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Re: Driving Through Texas
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05/26/20 05:17 PM
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NORML as can be
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