A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her five year old son playing with his train set in the living room. She heard, "All of you ba***rds who want off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the last stop! And all you bas***s who are getting on, get your a** in the train, cause we're going down he tracks."

The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now, I want you to go to your room and stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take your belongings with you. We thank you for traveling with us today and hope you trip was a pleasant one." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you boarding, we ask that you stow your hand luggage under your seat and remember there is no smoking on the train. We hope your trip is pleasant and relaxing." As the mother begins to smile, the child added, " For those of you who are pizzed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the fat bi**h in the kitchen."

OOOOOOH! Sounds like a few more hours in solitary may be coming that lad's way!

didnt see that one coming

Good one!!!!!!

A+

[censored] whuppin coming