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Single Guy at a Bar..... #7824342 04/30/20 09:56 AM
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Single guy sitting at the bar spots a woman at a table having a cocktail and reading a book. Finding her attractive, he buys her a drink, the bartender takes it to her. She accepts the drink but doesn't look over and smile or offer a thank you. She finishes the drink, he sends another, same thing, no look, no smile, no thank you. A little frustrated he walks over and says "I just bought you two drinks, the least you could do is say thank you". She says "I am so sorry, I am really wrapped up in this book I'm reading. It's a about the different nationalities of men and how it relates to p*nis size. For example, the Native American has a very long slender one and the Jewish man has a short fat one." she then says, "Oh, I am so sorry, my name is Judy, what's yours?" he replies. "Geronimo Schwartz"

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It's a about the different nationalities of men and how it relates to a positive sexual experience. For example, the Native American has length, Germans have girth and Jewish men have stamina, but for overwhelming physical pleasure no one is better than a southern boy. Then she says, "Oh, I am so sorry, my name is Judy, what's yours?" he replies. "Geronimo Bruno Schwartz, but my friends all call me Bubba."

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I heard it with a mexican & native american and southern, his name was Tonto Rodriguez but his friends call him bubba.


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