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 Texan Flying
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04/30/20 09:50 AM
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redhaze
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A Texan and a Baptist Pastor are sitting next to each other on a plane. Stewardess asks for their drink orders. Texan says "I'll have a Scotch on the rocks." Then the stewardess turned to the pastor and asks "and how about you sir?" "He replies "I'd rather be held captive and ravaged by a group of wanton women than drink alcohol!"
Texan hands his drink back to the stewardess, she says "What's wrong?"
He says, I didn't know we had a choice!"
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Re: Texan Flying
[Re: redhaze]
#7824373
04/30/20 11:44 AM
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SnakeWrangler
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Last edited by SnakeWrangler; 04/30/20 11:45 AM.
I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: Texan Flying
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05/01/20 04:32 PM
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TXHOGSLAYER
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LETS GO BRANDON
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Re: Texan Flying
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05/01/20 08:20 PM
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bill oxner
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Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill ![[Linked Image]](https://texashuntingforum.com/forum/pics/usergals/2017/07/full-3669-105539-full_16668_105507_image.jpg)
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Re: Texan Flying
[Re: redhaze]
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05/01/20 09:50 PM
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Cajun Raider
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I would give up drinking too! 
Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.
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Re: Texan Flying
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05/01/20 09:56 PM
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Tbar
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Make America Great Again
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Re: Texan Flying
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05/01/20 10:16 PM
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dogcatcher
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Combat Infantryman, the ultimate hunter where the prey shoots back.
_____________"Illegitimus non carborundum est"_______________![[Linked Image]](https://texashuntingforum.com/forum/pics/usergals/2018/09/full-3152-162968-charge_air_assault.jpg)
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Re: Texan Flying
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05/02/20 12:08 AM
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NORML as can be
^^Cut the Cord^^
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