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A Texan and a Baptist Pastor are sitting next to each other on a plane. Stewardess asks for their drink orders. Texan says "I'll have a Scotch on the rocks." Then the stewardess turned to the pastor and asks "and how about you sir?" "He replies "I'd rather be held captive and ravaged by a group of wanton women than drink alcohol!"

Texan hands his drink back to the stewardess, she says "What's wrong?"

He says, I didn't know we had a choice!"

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