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After the virus ends........
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04/16/20 06:50 PM
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reeltexan
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* Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.
* I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.
* I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.
* Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
* I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we'd go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone
* This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog..... we laughed a lot.
* So, after this quarantine.....will the producers of My 600 Pound Life just find me or do I find them?
* I went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.
* My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.
* I'm so excited --- it's time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?
* Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.
* Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under.
"Give me an Army of West Point graduates and I'll win a battle... Give me a handful of Texas Aggies and I'll win a war." - General Patton
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Re: After the virus ends........
[Re: reeltexan]
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04/16/20 09:03 PM
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bill oxner
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Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill
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Re: After the virus ends........
[Re: reeltexan]
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04/16/20 09:09 PM
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snake oil
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"You may all go to hell and I will go to Texas".
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Re: After the virus ends........
[Re: reeltexan]
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04/17/20 12:43 AM
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dogcatcher
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Combat Infantryman, the ultimate hunter where the prey shoots back. _____________"Illegitimus non carborundum est"_______________
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Re: After the virus ends........
[Re: dogcatcher]
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04/17/20 01:57 AM
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TCM3
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Do not forget to entertain strangers, For by so doing some have unwittingly entertained angels Hebrews 13:2 (R-TX)
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Re: After the virus ends........
[Re: reeltexan]
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04/17/20 03:46 PM
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NORML as can be
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Re: After the virus ends........
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04/17/20 04:10 PM
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Re: After the virus ends........
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04/20/20 06:57 AM
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