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When TV was funny #7798788 04/07/20 06:14 PM
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These great questions and answers are from the days when 'Hollywood Squares'
game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they are now!

Q Do female frogs croak?

A Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.


Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how highshould you be?

A Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.


Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years...

A George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.


Q . Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat?

A Paul Lynde: Loneliness! (The audience laughed so long and so hard it took up almost 15 minutes of the show!)


Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman?

A Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.


Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married?

A. Rose Marie: No, wait until morning.


Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?

A Charley Weaver: My sense of decency..


Q. What are 'Do It,' 'I Can Help,' and 'I Can't Get Enough'?

A George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment.


Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while talking?

A Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question Peter, and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget.


Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?

A Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.


Q. Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during the first year?

A Charley Weaver: Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries.


Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score?

A Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.


Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?

A Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom.


Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?

A Marty Allen: Only after lights out.


Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do?

A Paul Lynde: Make him bark?


Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark..


Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?

A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army.


Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do?

A George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.


Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?

A Charley Weaver: His feet.


Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed?

A Paul Lynde: Point and laugh



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Re: When TV was funny [Re: bill oxner] #7798817 04/07/20 06:56 PM
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I saw a lot of those happen.


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and how many of you heard the voices as you read them, especially Paul Lynde?


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A winner, and I heard their voices. Thanx.

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Awesome,

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Thanks, I needed a laugh.



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Look to your left -----------> . I said left idiot.
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These were FUNNY !! banana


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