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A Farmer Goes to the Movies
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04/04/20 11:35 AM
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A farmer decided he wanted to go to town and see a movie. The ticket agent asked, "Sir, what is that on your shoulder?" The old farmer said, "That's my pet rooster Chuck. Wherever I go, Chuck goes." "I'm sorry", said the ticket agent. "We can't allow animals in the theater." The old farmer went around the corner and stuffed Chuck down his overalls.
Then he returned to the booth, bought a ticket and entered the theater. He sat down next to two old widows named Mildred and Marge. The movie started and the rooster began to squirm. The old farmer unbuttoned his fly so Chuck could stick his head out and watch the movie.
"Marge," whispered Mildred. "What?" said Marge. "I think the guy next to me is a pervert."
"What makes you think so?" asked Marge. "He undid his pants and he has his thing out", whispered Mildred. "Well, don't worry about it", said Marge. "At our age we've seen 'em all." " I thought so too", said Mildred. "But this one is eatin' my popcorn!"
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Re: A Farmer Goes to the Movies
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04/04/20 11:46 AM
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Re: A Farmer Goes to the Movies
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04/04/20 12:24 PM
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Re: A Farmer Goes to the Movies
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04/04/20 02:00 PM
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Re: A Farmer Goes to the Movies
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04/04/20 02:01 PM
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I don't often LOL but that one did it.
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Re: A Farmer Goes to the Movies
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04/04/20 02:04 PM
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Re: A Farmer Goes to the Movies
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04/04/20 02:19 PM
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Re: A Farmer Goes to the Movies
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04/04/20 11:13 PM
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Re: A Farmer Goes to the Movies
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04/04/20 11:49 PM
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Re: A Farmer Goes to the Movies
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04/05/20 04:32 PM
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Re: A Farmer Goes to the Movies
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04/06/20 06:02 AM
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