I got stopped around 2 a.m. last night by a TX State Trooper.
He asked "where are you going at this time of night." “I am on my way to attend a lecture about gambling, alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking, and staying out late.”
The trooper then asks, “really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?” I replied, “That would be my wife, Sir."
HE LET ME Go