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Twelve commandments for seniors #7784863 03/25/20 05:13 PM
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Pick one


#1 - Talk to yourself. There are times you need expert advice


#2 - "In Style" are the clothes that still fit.


#3 - You don't need anger management. You need people to stop pissing you off.


#4 - Your people skills are just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that needs work.


#5 - The biggest lie you tell yourself is, "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it."


#6 - "On time" is when you get there.


#7 - Even duct tape can't fix stupid - but it sure does muffle the sound.


#8 - It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller?


#9 - Lately, You've noticed people your age are so much older than you.


#10 - Growing old should have taken longer.


#11 - Aging has slowed you down, but it hasn't shut you up.


#12 - You still haven't learned to act your age, and hope you never will.


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"One for the road" means peeing before you leave the house


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Amen brother. up

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I sent that to my wife.... wife


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Actually, BBC is pretty damn good

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Re: Twelve commandments for seniors [Re: bill oxner] #7785915 03/26/20 03:36 PM
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Number 10 and 11 got to me this morning while editing my driveway. I was plum wore out. Too tired to blow it off. Maybe tomorrow, as my good friend Margret Mitchell says, "I'll study about that tomorrow and tomorrow is another day," or something like that.


Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill


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I can relate to all 12.


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Originally Posted by Okiedog
I can relate to all 12.

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hold on Newt, we got a runaway
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Good one up


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There's several that apply. The last one(#13) reminded me that I tend to not say "Here, hold my beer" as often as I used to!


No prayer in school....What's next, no thinking in church?
It's not just about pie in the sky when you die. It's also about steak on your plate while you wait!
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#13 hits really close to home ...and I am reminded to NEVER read a list like this to the BH....especially when she's paying attention....
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gotta go with 3, 10 and 13


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