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 Toilet paper shortage
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03/12/20 07:27 PM
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tigger
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I have corn cobs available for $3,00!per bushel
White House wants a train load
I ask what they were going to use on Saturday
Tigger
If it isn't white it is not a birddog.
KC
Lying is lying. Don't bitch about one doing it and condone another. That's called hypocrisy.
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Re: Toilet paper shortage
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#7769941
03/12/20 08:04 PM
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rickym
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Re: Toilet paper shortage
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#7770044
03/12/20 09:47 PM
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Halfadozen
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I have a stash of old t-shirts that might come in handy
Freedom is a fragile thing ...Those who have known freedom, and then lost it, have never known it again.
-- Ronald Reagan
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Re: Toilet paper shortage
[Re: tigger]
#7770045
03/12/20 09:51 PM
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Nathan at Fork
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$30 gets you a good bidet from amazon. Put one on my toilet last year. One of the best purchases IVe ever made, I love the thing.
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Re: Toilet paper shortage
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#7770050
03/12/20 09:54 PM
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SnakeWrangler
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I have a stash of old t-shirts that might come in handy This plus two large trash bags of shop rags out in the shop.... 
I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: Toilet paper shortage
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#7770062
03/12/20 10:04 PM
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Gravytrain
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Maybe time to restart that subscription to the Dallas Morning News?
Upon us all, upon us all, a little rain must fall
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Re: Toilet paper shortage
[Re: tigger]
#7770066
03/12/20 10:06 PM
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PMK
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"everyone that lives dies but not everyone who dies lived..."
~PMK~
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Re: Toilet paper shortage
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#7770070
03/12/20 10:08 PM
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bill oxner
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JP and I go from the John to the shower. Works for me.
Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill ![[Linked Image]](https://texashuntingforum.com/forum/pics/usergals/2017/07/full-3669-105539-full_16668_105507_image.jpg)
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Re: Toilet paper shortage
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#7770082
03/12/20 10:20 PM
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texasag93
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Re: Toilet paper shortage
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#7770087
03/12/20 10:23 PM
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DeRico
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I only see this smearing poo all over my cheeks
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Re: Toilet paper shortage
[Re: DeRico]
#7770089
03/12/20 10:26 PM
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Herbie Hancock
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I only see this smearing poo all over my cheeks Also could possibly clip your..................................
It takes beer to make thirst worthwhile - J. Fred Schmidt
The internet is an I.Q. Test, people post their scores in the comment section.
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Re: Toilet paper shortage
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#7770104
03/12/20 10:46 PM
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wp75169
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I only see this smearing poo all over my cheeks Also could possibly clip your.................................. Somebody be sitting on it backwards
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Re: Toilet paper shortage
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#7770166
03/12/20 11:47 PM
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Jimbo1
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I have a stash of old t-shirts that might come in handy I have dozens from my military days that wouldn't fit around my neck now, let alone my chest. Even though my wife hoards TP even without the panic, I like your idea for a backup.
FJB - Lets Go Brandon
BBB - Bring Back Better
Awake - Not Woke!
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Re: Toilet paper shortage
[Re: DeRico]
#7770169
03/12/20 11:49 PM
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TCM3
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I only see this smearing poo all over my cheeks  
Do not forget to entertain strangers, For by so doing some have unwittingly entertained angels
Hebrews 13:2
(R-TX)
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Re: Toilet paper shortage
[Re: tigger]
#7770256
03/13/20 12:47 AM
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MBradford
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Just go to CVS and buy 1 or 2 items. You'll have plenty of paper. ![[Linked Image]](https://texashuntingforum.com/forum/pics/userpics/2020/03/full-534-221740-cvs.jpg)
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Re: Toilet paper shortage
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#7770271
03/13/20 12:52 AM
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kmon11
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The same idiots who tell me I don’t need all that ammo are the ones who just bought all the toilet paper and disinfectant from all the local stores.
lf the saying "Liar, Liar your pants on fire" were true
Mainstream news might be fun to watch
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Re: Toilet paper shortage
[Re: tigger]
#7770499
03/13/20 03:49 AM
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Ranch Dawg
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Garland, Mesquite, Forney, all out lol. Idiots !
THE ROAD GOES ON FOREVER AND THE PARTY NEVER ENDS.
F##K YOU JOE BIDEN !!!!!
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Re: Toilet paper shortage
[Re: tigger]
#7770523
03/13/20 04:25 AM
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ntxtrapper
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It's actually an inside joke among preppers, making fun of people who don't know anything about survival. They made memes and comments about stocking up on TP on certain websites as a joke among themselves, and it spread to Facebook where the sheeple ate it up. Ugh!
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Re: Toilet paper shortage
[Re: tigger]
#7770526
03/13/20 04:27 AM
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rolyat.nosaj
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Do you know how to wipe with only one square?
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Re: Toilet paper shortage
[Re: rolyat.nosaj]
#7770528
03/13/20 04:29 AM
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Txduckman
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Do you know how to wipe with only one square? But we are out of hand sanitizer!
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Re: Toilet paper shortage
[Re: rolyat.nosaj]
#7770716
03/13/20 02:08 PM
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The Dude Abides
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Do you know how to wipe with only one square? Yep
I am still looking for the perfect apron, one with reinforced knee areas would be perfect.
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Re: Toilet paper shortage
[Re: tigger]
#7770718
03/13/20 02:17 PM
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beaversnipe
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Peeps stealing tp from public places by the millions.
Check for paper before you drop a load
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Re: Toilet paper shortage
[Re: tigger]
#7770721
03/13/20 02:20 PM
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HWY_MAN
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Good probablity we've already lost more people due to car accidents just going to get TP than we'll lose to the flu.
Yes! A Weatherby does kill them deader.
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Re: Toilet paper shortage
[Re: MBradford]
#7770740
03/13/20 02:36 PM
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Just go to CVS and buy 1 or 2 items. You'll have plenty of paper. Winning 
Funny thing about getting older:
Your eyesight starts getting weaker but your ability to
see through people's BS gets much better.
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Re: Toilet paper shortage
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#7770743
03/13/20 02:39 PM
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reeltexan
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back to the cobs and Sears catalogs
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