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The Maid
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02/23/20 09:40 PM
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kmon11
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The maid A guy dials his home phone from work. A strange woman answers. The guy says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid.", answered the woman. "We don't have a maid!" "I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house." "Well, this is her husband. Is she there?" "Ummm .... she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband." The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?" "What do I have to do?" "I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she is with." The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by two gunshots. The maid comes back to the phone. "What should I do with the bodies?" "Throw them in the swimming pool!"
"What?! There's no pool here?"
Long pause... "Uh .... is this 832-4821?"
lf the saying "Liar, Liar your pants on fire" were true Mainstream news might be fun to watch
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Re: The Maid
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02/23/20 10:54 PM
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I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: The Maid
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02/23/20 11:02 PM
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Do not forget to entertain strangers, For by so doing some have unwittingly entertained angels Hebrews 13:2 (R-TX)
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Re: The Maid
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02/23/20 11:39 PM
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Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill
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02/24/20 12:14 AM
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Re: The Maid
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02/24/20 01:14 AM
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Big8
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Re: The Maid
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02/24/20 05:04 AM
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https://web.archive.org/web/20170223065011/http:/www.rrdvegas.com/silencer-cleaning.html
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02/24/20 10:01 AM
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Re: The Maid
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02/25/20 01:38 PM
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TEXASLEFTY
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Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
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02/25/20 04:35 PM
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02/26/20 01:21 AM
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