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 New Corvette
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02/24/20 04:05 AM
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A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. Amazing, he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, What am I doing? I'm too old for this, and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper
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Re: New Corvette
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02/24/20 04:40 AM
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Re: New Corvette
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02/24/20 09:04 AM
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NORML as can be
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Re: New Corvette
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02/24/20 10:03 AM
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Re: New Corvette
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02/24/20 01:07 PM
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bill oxner
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Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill ![[Linked Image]](https://texashuntingforum.com/forum/pics/usergals/2017/07/full-3669-105539-full_16668_105507_image.jpg)
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Re: New Corvette
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02/24/20 02:35 PM
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Do not forget to entertain strangers, For by so doing some have unwittingly entertained angels
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Re: New Corvette
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02/24/20 03:50 PM
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Re: New Corvette
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02/24/20 08:52 PM
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I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: New Corvette
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02/25/20 01:37 PM
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Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
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Re: New Corvette
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02/25/20 01:40 PM
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Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill
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Re: New Corvette
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02/25/20 07:05 PM
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