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How smart are you #7754144 02/23/20 03:13 PM
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I'll post up the answers after 20 replies. Start guessing now.



1. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May.
What was the third child's name?

2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and he wears size 13 sneakers.
What does he weigh?

3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?

4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?

5. What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?

6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer.
How is this possible?

7. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?

8. What was the President’s name in 1975?

9. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place,
what place would you be in now?

10. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?

11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field,
how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?


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Re: How smart are you [Re: bill oxner] #7754167 02/23/20 03:38 PM
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1) Johnny
2) Meat by the pound
3) Mt Everest
4) None, it's a hole
5) incorrectly
6) Lives in the Southern Hemisphere
7) a wooden leg can't take pictures
8) Donald Trump
9) 2nd place
10) Neither. The yolk is yellow
11) One haystack

Go find some harder questions.

Re: How smart are you [Re: Gary Olson] #7754181 02/23/20 04:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Gary Olson
1) Johnny
2) Meat by the pound
3) Mt Everest
4) None, it's a hole
5) incorrectly
6) Lives in the Southern Hemisphere
7) a wooden leg can't take pictures
8) Donald Trump
9) 2nd place
10) Neither. The yolk is yellow
11) One haystack

Go find some harder questions.


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Re: How smart are you [Re: bill oxner] #7759707 02/29/20 07:01 PM
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Wouldn't number nine be first place as you past the person who is IN second place

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Originally Posted by djs303
Wouldn't number nine be first place as you past the person who is IN second place


No. You haven't passed the person who is in first place. The person you passed is now in third place and you are in second.

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#’s 6 & 8 threw me... the others I got

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Originally Posted by bill oxner
I'll post up the answers after 20 replies. Start guessing now.



1. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May.
What was the third child's name? Johnny

2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and he wears size 13 sneakers.
What does he weigh? Meat

3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world? Mt Everest

4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet? None, it's a hole

5. What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly? incorrectly

6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer.
How is this possible? Bill was born in the southern hemisphere

7. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not? because wooden legs don't take pictures, you would need a camera to take his picture

8. What was the President’s name in 1975? Donald Trump

9. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place,
what place would you be in now? 2nd

10. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"? Neither. The yolk of an egg is yellow

11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field,
how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field? one

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