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Rules for Hunting Attorneys
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02/22/20 05:27 AM
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Bill to Regulate the Hunting and Harvesting of Attorneys PC 370.00 370.01 Any person with a valid in-state rodent or snake hunting license may also hunt and harvest attorneys for recreational and sport (non-commercial) purposes. 370.02 Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use of United States currency as bait, however, is prohibited. 370.03 The willful killing of attorneys with a motor vehicle is prohibited, unless such vehicle is an ambulance being driven in reverse. If an attorney is accidentally struck by a motor vehicle, the dead attorney should be removed to the roadside, and the vehicle should proceed immediately to the nearest car wash. 370.04 It is unlawful to chase, herd or harvest attorneys from a power boat, helicopter or aircraft. 370.05 It is unlawful to shout, "WHIPLASH", "AMBULANCE", or "FREE SCOTCH" for the purposes of trapping attorneys. 370.06 It is unlawful to hunt attorneys within 100 yards of BMW, Mercedes or Porsche dealerships, except on Wednesday afternoon. 370.07 It is unlawful to hunt attorneys within 200 yards of courtrooms, law libraries, health clubs, country clubs, hospitals or brothels. 370.08 If an attorney gains elective office, it is not necessary to have a license to hunt, trap or possess the same. 370.09 It is unlawful for a hunter to wear a disguise as a reporter, accident victim, physician, chiropractor or tax accountant for the purpose of hunting attorneys. 370.10 Bag and Possession Limits per day: Yellow-bellied sidewinders, 2; Two-faced tortfeasors, 1; Back-stabbing divorce litigators, 3; Horn-rimmed cut-throats, 2; Minutiae-advocating dirtbags, 4. Honest attorneys protected (Endangered Species Act). ARS 8007.21 It is illegal to take attorneys with a moving vehicle unless there are no measurable skid marks at the kill site.
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Re: Rules for Hunting Attorneys
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02/22/20 12:13 PM
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Re: Rules for Hunting Attorneys
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02/22/20 12:41 PM
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bill oxner
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It's still Doctor, Lawyer, Indian chief.
Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill
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Re: Rules for Hunting Attorneys
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02/22/20 02:20 PM
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TCM3
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Do not forget to entertain strangers, For by so doing some have unwittingly entertained angels Hebrews 13:2 (R-TX)
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Re: Rules for Hunting Attorneys
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02/22/20 02:28 PM
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SnakeWrangler
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We concur
I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: Rules for Hunting Attorneys
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02/22/20 02:57 PM
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pertnear
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I'd like to get started hunting them. How do I get a Texas rodent or snake hunting license? Is the license expensive? Is it a "Stamp" I add to my license or do you just have to request it like a sandhill crane addendum? I'm over 65 & I buy the "everything" license, shouldn't attorney hunting be included? Are tags required if you bag one & if so where do you attach it (doe & buck attorneys)?
"Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.” - George Orwell
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Re: Rules for Hunting Attorneys
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02/22/20 10:55 PM
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Pertnear, you would attach it to the toe.
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Re: Rules for Hunting Attorneys
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03/05/20 05:13 AM
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Interesting how everyone mean mouths attorneys until they need one...then we are your best friend
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Re: Rules for Hunting Attorneys
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03/05/20 01:37 PM
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Hudbone
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Me frau often says the true decline of our civilized society began when attorneys started advertising.
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Re: Rules for Hunting Attorneys
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03/05/20 01:45 PM
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YOUR HONOR, I OBJECT! The animal in question is NOT a legitimate game animal, thus it should be listed in the 'nuisance' category with coons and hogs.
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