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Broken lawnmower
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02/21/20 05:03 AM
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kmon11
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When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of - first, the truck, the car, playing golf ' Always something more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, 'When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.'
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
lf the saying "Liar, Liar your pants on fire" were true Mainstream news might be fun to watch
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Re: Broken lawnmower
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02/21/20 05:23 AM
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Do not forget to entertain strangers, For by so doing some have unwittingly entertained angels Hebrews 13:2 (R-TX)
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Re: Broken lawnmower
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02/21/20 09:09 AM
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SnakeWrangler
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I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: Broken lawnmower
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02/21/20 12:33 PM
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Re: Broken lawnmower
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02/21/20 03:35 PM
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Re: Broken lawnmower
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02/21/20 06:39 PM
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