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Scotland #7751697 02/20/20 07:45 PM
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So, I am in a bar and two very large women with accents are sitting across from me. I say, "Cool accents! Are you two ladies from Scotland?" One of them yells, "It's Wales, you idiot!" So, I said, "OK...are you two whales from Scotland?" I don't remember very much after that.


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Question - Why do Scottish men wear quilts?


Answer - Because sheep can hear a zipper at twenty yards.

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Kilts. rolleyes


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Good one kid.


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Oldie but a good one up


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