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02/20/20 07:45 PM
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So, I am in a bar and two very large women with accents are sitting across from me. I say, "Cool accents! Are you two ladies from Scotland?" One of them yells, "It's Wales, you idiot!" So, I said, "OK...are you two whales from Scotland?" I don't remember very much after that.
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Re: Scotland
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02/20/20 09:31 PM
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bill oxner
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Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill
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Re: Scotland
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02/20/20 09:46 PM
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Question - Why do Scottish men wear quilts?
Answer - Because sheep can hear a zipper at twenty yards.
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Re: Scotland
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02/21/20 12:55 AM
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pnh
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Kilts. 
Character is what you do when nobody's looking.
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Re: Scotland
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02/21/20 01:36 AM
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TXHOGSLAYER
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Never underestimate a meth head!
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Re: Scotland
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02/21/20 12:34 PM
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Stub
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Oldie but a good one 
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