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Salesman and the 10 year old boy #7728117 01/25/20 02:48 PM
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A salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door.

The door is opened by a ten year old boy who has a lit cigar in one hand, a glass of whiskey in the other, and a Playboy magazine tucked under his arm.

Salesman: "Hello son, is your mom or dad home?"

Boy: "What the do you think?"




Original:
Boy: "What the f*** do you think?"

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