This guy is still in business, did my buddies vasectomy last year. I know this because he got a t-shirt that says "I've been Chopped" or something like that and sent me a picture.

My Wife and a couple other Attorney friends have represented a lot of CPS kids.

I forget the last name but one mom named her boys Jack Daniels and Johnny Walker.

Mods, I swear this next one is true per the Attorney that loved telling this one, so don't ban me... woman named her son [censored], spelled exactly like that but it was pronounced Sha thede.


Okay, okay, it won't let it go through... Excrement cranium

Knew a Major in the Army with the last name Cox

Yes Sir Major Cox

Know a very nice lady who had a perfectly normal sounding name until she got married. Her new married last name is Lay and her first name is Chancy.

Hey Charlie. Thanks a bunch for starting this thread. Every post puts a smile on my face.

We spent considerable time invested in picking the names for my two sons. I wanted a name that was less common but not weird or stupid. Didn't want to brand them with a name that would be hard to grow up with like so many listed here. Also, wanted lots of options for name variants or nick names so they could choose how to be called by their friends.

This is where my wife and I were. Ended up with a Noble, Valor, and a True. The other names aren't very common either but those three are real unique.

I work with a guy named Richard Soileau, (last name pronounced Swallow). Of course I introduce him as Dick Swallow, everybody calls him Dick. Pretty sure he hates me.

Worked with a Vietnamese man named Phat Ho.

Went to school with a Head boy, his dad's name was Richard Head.


Worked with a man named Tim Booty, he married a woman we worked with named Angela Finger. She kept her maiden name, so she was known as Angela Finger Booty on all the paperwork. Nobody laughed though, when big Tim was around.

Years ago I worked with a man named Dick Sampler

True story, swear

Long ago I heard about a guy named Seymour Butts......He was famous for hanging out under the bleachers.

I once knew a man named Dean...

I had a high school teacher named Sharon Head. Her husband was named Richard.