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Old guys physical #7644001 10/27/19 11:05 PM
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Think this should go on the health and fitness forum? confused2




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Go outside and pee in the garden.



If ants gather:- diabetes.



If you pee on your feet:- prostate.



If it smells like a barbecue:- cholesterol.



If when you shake it, your wrist hurts:- osteoarthritis



If you return to your room with your penis outside your pants:- Alzheimers



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Re: Old guys physical [Re: bill oxner] #7644004 10/27/19 11:10 PM
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Good one Bill.... clap


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Originally Posted by SnakeWrangler
Good one Bill.... clap



I agree!! LOL

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Originally Posted by fredeboy
Originally Posted by SnakeWrangler
Good one Bill.... clap



I agree!! LOL

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Originally Posted by bill oxner
Think this should go on the health and fitness forum? confused2




Old guys cheap physical



Go outside and pee in the garden.



If ants gather:- diabetes.



If you pee on your feet:- prostate.



If it smells like a barbecue:- cholesterol.



If when you shake it, your wrist hurts:- osteoarthritis



If you return to your room with your penis outside your pants:- Alzheimers



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Excellent Bill clap clap clap

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Some of you guys think that is real funny, wait till you have every symptom then see how funny it is!!!!





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Originally Posted by fredeboy
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Good one Bill.... clap



I agree!! LOL

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