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Best Darwin Award Stories #7711514 01/08/20 02:51 PM
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I'll nominate this one
Dum Dum Boutique
1999 Darwin Award Winner Confirmed True by Darwin
(10 April 1999, New York) Perhaps, as people get older, some folks really should retire from their careers, or so it would seem for one 55-year old burglar. You see, Terrence found new meaning in the term "Hanging around late at the bar" when he never returned home one night. It turned out that he was actually trying to break through the roof's window of a shop, called the Dum Dum Boutique -- a catchy name for a clothing shop -- by bending back bars on the window. From this vantage point, he made a commanding move, and jumped into the store through this hole. Unfortunately, his sweater apparently didn't like all that fashion, and, refusing to join him, caught on one of the bent bars, which subsequently strangled him to death. He was found dead at the scene on Saturday morning.
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Terrence lynched himself.

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What’s that someone says on here all the time? Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. True.


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What’s that someone says on here all the time? Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. True.

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