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Ole Hunters
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01/06/20 09:15 PM
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An 80-year-old Texas rancher goes to the Mayo clinic in Rochester for a check-up.
The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, 'How do you stay in such great physical condition?'
'I'm from Texas and in my spare time I like to hunt and fish' says the old guy, 'and that's why I'm In such good shape. I'm up well before daylight riding herd and mending fences and when I'm not doing that, I'm out hunting or fishing. In the evening, I have a beer and all is well.'
'Well' says the doctor, 'I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it. How old was your father when he died?'
'Who said my father's dead?'
The doctor is amazed. 'You mean you're 80 years old and your father's still alive? How old is he?'
'He's 100 years old,' says the old Texan. 'In fact he worked with and hunted with me this morning, and then we went to the topless bar for a while and had some beer and that's why he's still alive. He's a Texas rancher and he's a hunter and fisherman too.'
'Well,' the doctor says, 'that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it than that. How about your father's father? How old was he when he died?'
'Who said my Grandpa's dead?'
Stunned, the doctor asks, 'you mean you're 80 years old and your grandfather's' still alive?'
'He's 118 years old,' says the man.
The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, 'So, I guess he went hunting with you this morning too?'
'No, Grandpa couldn't go this morning because he's getting married today.'
At this point the doctor is close to losing it. 'Getting married!! Why would a 118 year-old guy want to get married?'
'Who said he wanted to?' ---RedHawk Seeker of Visions---
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Re: Ole Hunters
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01/06/20 10:40 PM
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lf the saying "Liar, Liar your pants on fire" were true Mainstream news might be fun to watch
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Re: Ole Hunters
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01/07/20 12:33 AM
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I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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01/07/20 01:13 AM
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01/07/20 01:17 AM
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Re: Ole Hunters
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01/07/20 01:31 AM
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Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill
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01/07/20 04:04 AM
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" In God We Trust "
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Re: Ole Hunters
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01/07/20 04:52 AM
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Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.
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01/07/20 11:16 AM
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01/07/20 12:42 PM
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"You may all go to hell and I will go to Texas".
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01/07/20 01:38 PM
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"everyone that lives dies but not everyone who dies lived..."
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01/07/20 04:32 PM
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Dang, I need to start getting up earlier.
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01/07/20 09:20 PM
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01/08/20 01:19 AM
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Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
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01/09/20 06:57 PM
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Cabin rental in Pagosa Springs, Co. Sleeps 10, If interested please PM me.
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01/13/20 05:40 AM
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