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Trucker has been on the road for two weeks. He stops at a brothel and hands the madam $1000. Trucker says give me the ugliest woman you have and a stale bologna and cheese sandwich. Madam looks at him confused and says sir for a $1000 you can have the prettiest woman I have and a steak and lobster dinner. Trucker says well it’s not that I’m hungry and not that I’m horny. Madam replies well what is it. Trucker says I’m home sick!


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