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wife disappeared
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12/21/19 09:37 PM
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kmon11
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The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, a Claddaghduff, Ireland, a man answered his door to find two grim-faced Constables.
"We're sorry, Mr. O?Flynn, but we have some information about your dear wife, Maureen" said one of the officers.
"Tell me! Did you find her?" Michael Patrick O?Flynn asked.
The constables looked at each other and one said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which would you like to hear first?"
Fearing the worst, Mr. O?Flynn said, "Give me the bad news first."
The constable said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but early this morning we found your poor wife's body in the bay."
"Lord sufferin' Jesus and Holy Mother of God!" exclaimed O? Flynn. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What could possibly be the good news?"
The constable continued, "When we pulled the late, departed poor Maureen up, she had 12 of the best-looking Atlantic lobsters that you have ever seen clinging to her. Haven't seen lobsters like that since the 1960's, and we feel you are entitled to a share in the catch."
Stunned, Mr. O?Flynn demanded, "Glory be to God, if that's the good news, then what's the really great news?"
The constable replied, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow
lf the saying "Liar, Liar your pants on fire" were true Mainstream news might be fun to watch
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Re: wife disappeared
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#7695269
12/21/19 09:42 PM
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Bee'z
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Re: wife disappeared
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12/21/19 09:48 PM
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Re: wife disappeared
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12/21/19 09:57 PM
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bill oxner
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Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill
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Re: wife disappeared
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12/21/19 10:05 PM
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TCM3
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Do not forget to entertain strangers, For by so doing some have unwittingly entertained angels Hebrews 13:2 (R-TX)
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12/21/19 10:13 PM
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SnakeWrangler
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She wasn’t sick...she was dead...why would she care? Still serving her husband....
I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: wife disappeared
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12/21/19 11:13 PM
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Classic funny. The coonass version is better.
Just to make sure that it is done thoroughly, I go both ways.
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Re: wife disappeared
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#7695377
12/21/19 11:51 PM
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bill oxner
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Classic funny. The coonass version is better. Post it up.
Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill
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Re: wife disappeared
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#7695389
12/22/19 12:10 AM
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NORML as can be
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12/22/19 01:36 AM
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12/22/19 04:26 AM
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#7695605
12/22/19 04:58 AM
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pertnear
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12/22/19 11:05 AM
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12/22/19 01:34 PM
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Re: wife disappeared
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12/22/19 04:26 PM
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Dave Davidson
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Without a sense of urgency, nothing ever happens.
Boy, if I say "sic em", you'd better look for something to bite. Sam Shelley, Rancher Muleshoe Texas 1892-1985 RIP
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01/02/20 12:30 AM
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Re: wife disappeared
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01/02/20 12:48 AM
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HuntingTexas
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Heaven help me but,
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Re: wife disappeared
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#7705599
01/02/20 06:26 PM
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snake oil
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Re: wife disappeared
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#7705645
01/02/20 07:13 PM
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Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.
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Re: wife disappeared
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01/09/20 07:00 PM
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That is really sick.........but I love it.
Cabin rental in Pagosa Springs, Co. Sleeps 10, If interested please PM me.
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01/13/20 12:30 AM
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01/13/20 12:43 AM
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Re: wife disappeared
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01/30/20 07:50 PM
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Re: wife disappeared
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#7735462
02/02/20 09:32 AM
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