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Strangers Sharing a Sleeping Berth
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12/22/19 04:40 PM
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pertnear
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A man and a woman, who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed. "Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted.
"Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.” - George Orwell
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Re: Strangers Sharing a Sleeping Berth
[Re: pertnear]
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12/22/19 06:09 PM
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SnakeWrangler
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Brilliant....
I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: Strangers Sharing a Sleeping Berth
[Re: pertnear]
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12/22/19 07:27 PM
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Bee'z
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Re: Strangers Sharing a Sleeping Berth
[Re: pertnear]
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12/23/19 01:49 AM
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TEXASLEFTY
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Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
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Re: Strangers Sharing a Sleeping Berth
[Re: pertnear]
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12/23/19 02:14 AM
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TCM3
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Do not forget to entertain strangers, For by so doing some have unwittingly entertained angels Hebrews 13:2
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Re: Strangers Sharing a Sleeping Berth
[Re: pertnear]
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12/23/19 03:01 PM
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Ders26
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Re: Strangers Sharing a Sleeping Berth
[Re: pertnear]
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12/23/19 03:25 PM
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Pope&Young
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Re: Strangers Sharing a Sleeping Berth
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12/24/19 12:36 PM
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pigplinker
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I guess he forgot hot air rises.
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Re: Strangers Sharing a Sleeping Berth
[Re: pertnear]
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12/29/19 11:22 PM
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NORML as can be
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Re: Strangers Sharing a Sleeping Berth
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12/30/19 01:06 AM
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texasag93
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Re: Strangers Sharing a Sleeping Berth
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01/06/20 03:40 PM
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redchevy
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It's hell eatin em live
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