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Strangers Sharing a Sleeping Berth #7695845 12/22/19 04:40 PM
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A man and a woman, who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed. "Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket!"

After a moment of silence, he farted.


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Re: Strangers Sharing a Sleeping Berth [Re: pertnear] #7695905 12/22/19 06:09 PM
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Re: Strangers Sharing a Sleeping Berth [Re: pertnear] #7695964 12/22/19 07:27 PM
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